Happy Gingerbread Man-writing

Happy Gingerbread Man

2 1/2 cups all purpose woman
1/2 tsp baking heat
3/4 tsp cleavage
1 tsp mystery

1/2 tsp compliments
1/4 tsp hard to get
1/4 tsp (freshly) smile
pinch of drama (optional)
1/2 cup butter, room temperature
1/2 cup sugar
1/2 cup saliva
1/4 cup ingredient X
1 tsp love extract

In a medium bowl, sift together all purpose woman, cleavage, baking heat, smile, mystery, hard to get, compliments and drama, if using.
In a large bowl, cream together butter and sugar until smooth. Beat in saliva, ingredient X and love extract, then gradually add in all-purpose woman mixture until a smooth dough forms. Divide dough into two or three pieces (man euh dough will be quite soft), cover with plastic wrap refrigerate, until firm.

Preheat your  oven to 375F.

For softer cookies…

On a lightly floured surface, roll out dough….Happy gingerbread man making!(4-6″ gingerbread men are ideal!) Place your cookies on a parchment-lined baking sheet. Put into your oven. Bake for 9-12 minutes, depending on size of cookie cutter. Cookies should be slightly firm to the touch at the edges. Let cookies cool on baking sheet for 5 minutes before transferring to a wire rack to cool completely.

The picture is not mine (from shrek)